Attorney: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?Officer: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away.D.A.: Officer, who provided this description?Officer: The officer who responded to the scene.D.A.: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?Officer: Yes sir, with my life.D.A.: With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a locker room in the police station - a room where you change your clothes in preparation for you daily duties?Officer: Yes sir, we do.D.A.: And do you have a locker in that room?Officer: Yes sir, I do.D.A.: And do you have a lock on your locker?Officer: Yes sir.D.A.: Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those same officers?Officer: You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.Now THAT's what I call a comeback !!
Friday, October 29, 2010
Laughs
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this:
Attorney: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?Officer: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away.D.A.: Officer, who provided this description?Officer: The officer who responded to the scene.D.A.: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?Officer: Yes sir, with my life.D.A.: With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a locker room in the police station - a room where you change your clothes in preparation for you daily duties?Officer: Yes sir, we do.D.A.: And do you have a locker in that room?Officer: Yes sir, I do.D.A.: And do you have a lock on your locker?Officer: Yes sir.D.A.: Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those same officers?Officer: You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.Now THAT's what I call a comeback !!
Attorney: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?Officer: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away.D.A.: Officer, who provided this description?Officer: The officer who responded to the scene.D.A.: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?Officer: Yes sir, with my life.D.A.: With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a locker room in the police station - a room where you change your clothes in preparation for you daily duties?Officer: Yes sir, we do.D.A.: And do you have a locker in that room?Officer: Yes sir, I do.D.A.: And do you have a lock on your locker?Officer: Yes sir.D.A.: Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those same officers?Officer: You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.Now THAT's what I call a comeback !!
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I wasted about a minute and a half of my life reading that and typing this.
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ReplyDeleteThats a pretty good comeback
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