Amberisms

Amberisms

In the spirit of comedy and creativity, I have recently decided to write down the funny things Amber says. I have junior senior seminar with her ever A day so there is a lot of time for her to spout random babble. Here are some of the best ones:

• “No, he does not exist. He gets fired from life.”
• “Sometimes teachers just love to kick you while you’re down”
• “How do I make all these stupid numbers go away?”
• “You need to calm yourself right now”
• “Did I ask you what your opinion is? I don’t think so.”
• “Throwing away tye dye is a sin”
• “Michael, have you ever had a random dream about a random person?”
• “The sky is not the limit. Know why? There’s footprints on the moon.”
• “I love interracial couples”
• “And there you go walking down the alley to you alley home.”
• “How many homeless people are there in Harrisonburg that roam the streets to shank you?”
• “I think you guys should have a hug”
• “No! You’re supposed to agree!”
• “Sometimes I can’t read clocks”

To those of you that may not find these funny, you just have to know Amber. Also a majority of these were hilarious because of the key timing she said them. If you don’t believe me ask Andy.
*Footnote. All of these were said and recorded in a 45 minutes span last Wednesday.

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A Page From My English Journal

I would be about to watch the show on ESPN called Pardon the Interruption but my little brother is hogging the tv. So I got him to record it and now I am doing work. It is somewhat displeasing to think that I have about one hundred and fifty more of these journals to type. That is downright depressing.
I have to do a lot of work tonight. I don’t think i shall be going to Gwen’s birthday party. I wasn’t invited but it would probably be okay if I showed up. However I have a lot of homework to to do tonight so I think I shall stay in. i have to read an entire chapter of my AP United States History textbook and take notes on it. I also have to read a chapter in La Ciudad de Las Bestias, a book for Spanish class. It is really weird. The book is about a boy named Alex Cold who is traveling to the Amazon with his Grandmother to find Sasquatch. Or something along those lines because the book is in Spanish.
I’m really thirsty.
On a lighter note, i am super pumped for the field trip my history class is taking to Williamsburg. It is going to be really fun and I even get to miss school. We leave on October 6th and stay in a hotel for four nights. At some point during that time we are also going to Yorktown and Jamestown, but I am not really sure how we are going to get there.  It is also worth six AP points just for going. However I am a little concerned that we might actually have to do work. Like fill out papers and write reflections and that kind of thing. But who wants to do that?
Here is one more reason to hate the Word processer for Google Docs. For some reason the default font setting is Arial and the default size is 11. On Microsoft Office Word the default settings are Times New Roman and 12. On Google Docs an entire page is about four hundred words while for Microsoft Office Word a page is only about three hundred. That is a rather large difference.
I think I might copy paste this in to my blog. I haven’t posted anything on that in weeks and I regret that. My loyal followers are probably getting angry and thinking about rioting right now. Hahahaahahahah. I make myself laugh sometimes. No one reads my blog lets be honest here. See and I just had a twinge of laziness and now i don’t feel like updating my blog. How pathetic.

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.  

                                      power of the pen right there.

A Page From My English Journal

I would be about to watch the show on ESPN called Pardon the Interruption but my little brother is hogging the tv. So I got him to record it and now I am doing work. It is somewhat displeasing to think that I have about one hundred and fifty more of these journals to type. That is downright depressing.
I have to do a lot of work tonight. I don’t think i shall be going to Gwen’s birthday party. I wasn’t invited but it would probably be okay if I showed up. However I have a lot of homework to to do tonight so I think I shall stay in. i have to read an entire chapter of my AP United States History textbook and take notes on it. I also have to read a chapter in La Ciudad de Las Bestias, a book for Spanish class. It is really weird. The book is about a boy named Alex Cold who is traveling to the Amazon with his Grandmother to find Sasquatch. Or something along those lines because the book is in Spanish.
I’m really thirsty.
On a lighter note, i am super pumped for the field trip my history class is taking to Williamsburg. It is going to be really fun and I even get to miss school. We leave on October 6th and stay in a hotel for four nights. At some point during that time we are also going to Yorktown and Jamestown, but I am not really sure how we are going to get there.  It is also worth six AP points just for going. However I am a little concerned that we might actually have to do work. Like fill out papers and write reflections and that kind of thing. But who wants to do that?
Here is one more reason to hate the Word processer for Google Docs. For some reason the default font setting is Arial and the default size is 11. On Microsoft Office Word the default settings are Times New Roman and 12. On Google Docs an entire page is about four hundred words while for Microsoft Office Word a page is only about three hundred. That is a rather large difference.
I think I might copy paste this in to my blog. I haven’t posted anything on that in weeks and I regret that. My loyal followers are probably getting angry and thinking about rioting right now. Hahahaahahahah. I make myself laugh sometimes. No one reads my blog lets be honest here. See and I just had a twinge of laziness and now i don’t feel like updating my blog. How pathetic.

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.  

                                      power of the pen right there.

Blogging from my iTouch

Wooooo!!!

School Time?

It turns out that the school does not block blogger. So it is time to blog. I just finished my job in broadcasting, the job of titlemaker.  It is extremely boring and I only have to press a button twice. For the rest of the time I just sit there and do nothing. Oh well.

We have the cross county time trial today. I don't know where there location is though. Jeff isn't very good about that type of thing.

oh goodness

So it turns out that for the past week my blog has been stuck in Pacific Time. So everything has been about three hours off and a bit screwy. I just thought that blogger was all wacked out, but then I was messing with the settings and discovered the little problem. Yay me.

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