Amberisms

Amberisms

In the spirit of comedy and creativity, I have recently decided to write down the funny things Amber says. I have junior senior seminar with her ever A day so there is a lot of time for her to spout random babble. Here are some of the best ones:

• “No, he does not exist. He gets fired from life.”
• “Sometimes teachers just love to kick you while you’re down”
• “How do I make all these stupid numbers go away?”
• “You need to calm yourself right now”
• “Did I ask you what your opinion is? I don’t think so.”
• “Throwing away tye dye is a sin”
• “Michael, have you ever had a random dream about a random person?”
• “The sky is not the limit. Know why? There’s footprints on the moon.”
• “I love interracial couples”
• “And there you go walking down the alley to you alley home.”
• “How many homeless people are there in Harrisonburg that roam the streets to shank you?”
• “I think you guys should have a hug”
• “No! You’re supposed to agree!”
• “Sometimes I can’t read clocks”

To those of you that may not find these funny, you just have to know Amber. Also a majority of these were hilarious because of the key timing she said them. If you don’t believe me ask Andy.
*Footnote. All of these were said and recorded in a 45 minutes span last Wednesday.

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